"Writing is like breathing-if I didn't I'd die."
"Two men looked out the same bars; one saw the mud, the other the stars."
"Don't cry because the sun goes down, then you wouldn't be able to see the stars."
Women: Don't trust anything that bleeds for seven days and DOESN'T DIE
The universe is brought back from the brink of destruction every time you smile.
Sometimes I pretend to be normal. But it gets boring, so I go back to being me.
The universe is brought back from the brink of destruction every time YOU smile.
"Stalking is illegal." "persistent observation is science!" wow...I know who I ain't hanging out with.
I have CDO...it's like OCD but all the letters are in ALPHABETICAL ORDER...like they should be.
DO NOT: eat this book, wear this book, taunt this book, put out fires with this book, fight bears with this book, use this book as a parachute, use this book to ward off vampires, use this book as a support. MAYBE: draw a mustache on this book. DO: read this book.
Nothing is IMPOSSIBLE, the word itself says "I'M POSSIBLE!"-Audrey Hepburn
If you don't replace the toilet paper rolls, the TERRORISTS win. DO YOU HATE AMERICA?!
TEENAGERS: Tired of being harassed by your parents? ACT NOW! move out, get a job, pay your own way, while you still know EVERYTHING!
Don't worry. Everything is going to be amazing.
I have found the perfect phrase for condescendingly dismissing anything: "Have you seen the new ubuntu release?" "Nah, I'm not really into pokemon."
IF I FIND OUT WHO YOU ARE I WILL KILL YOU. (hehe)
REJECTED: when you text yourself, yet you still don't get a reply.
"Whoa, how'd you get that backwards b?" "uh...it's called a d."
Annoy a liberal. Use facts and logic.
"Church of God: There are some question's that can't be answered by Google." Church, where to turn when Google can't answer your questions.
Killing people is RUDE!
It's not denial. I'm just very selective about the reality I accept.
Family kidnapped by ninjas. Need money for karate lessons.
FAIL: The first aid kit was removed from the wall because it posed a safety hazard.
Good friends don't let you do stupid things...alone.
IN CASE OF CIVIL UNREST: 1. remove cement 2.break into pieces 3. throw (found on cement block somewhere)
DRINK COFFEE: Do stupid things faster with more energy.
Be happy for this moment, this moment is your life.
How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?
Time doesn't exist clocks exist.
I'm all that's left of a bizarre childhood.
I've learned so much from my mistakes...I'm thinking of making a few more.
You are a victim of the rules you live by.
Please be safe. Do not stand, sit, climb or lean on fences. If you fall, animals could eat you and that might make them sick. Thank you.
There's a little truth behind every "just kidding," a little curiosity behind every "just wondering," a little knowledge behind every "I don't know," and a little emotion behind every "I don't care." (I love this one)
Everyone knows the louder the music the bigger the heartbreak.
I will be seeing you soon and it will be better than anything else.
I'm scared because there's only one of you.
A guy and a girl can be just friends, but at one point or another they will fall for each other..maybe temporarily, maybe at the wrong time, maybe too late, or maybe forever...
Turn off news, turn on music.
Never (ever) apologize for giving your best in a relationship that just didn't work out.
What would you attempt to do if you knew you could not fail?
"Know thyself?" if iIknew myself, I'd run away.
Make GOOD ideas happen.
Don't tell the world what we know.
Always forgive your enemies, nothing annoys them so much.
Can you find the person of your dreams in real life?
Why stop dreaming when you wake up?
Imagination is more important than knowledge. (I second that notion!)
Love makes you hold onto things you shouldn't. But who are we to know any better?
Can you fall for someone you've never even met?
If vampires glitter in the sunlight, is my glitter glue a vampire too?
"What would happen...if say....Edward fell into a river, lost his shirt, and got out in the sun..WOULD HE BE A RAINBOW VAMPIRE!?!?" (me...totally something I said)
"What would you rather be, a vampire, or werewolf?" (a friend) "A werewolf, duh." (me.) "But you'd be all hairy! I'd rather be a vampire, then you could like, eat people." "You know what? Hairy dogs eat people too! DON'T DISCRIMINATE!"
A book is titled: "EVERYTHING MEN KNOW ABOUT WOMEN". Inside...it is blank.
EVACUATION PLAN: Run and run as fast as you can (you can't catch me I'm the ginger bread man! hehe)
mmmmyyyyyyy MUSTACHE BRINGS ALL THE GIRLS TO THE YARD!
A man is stuck with a list titled "Bucket list: things to do before i die." There are five numbers on it and he writes down as number one "never die." SUDDENLY! The grim reaper goes *poof* and appears next to him sayin', "aww, man, come on! No fair! Seriously! Not cool!" (hehe)
....anyone notice that "studying" is "student" and "dying" put together?......(we should bring this up to the teachers. HOMEWORK KILLS TREES AND STUDYING KILLS STUDENTS!......[i'm not sure they'd go for it] SHUT UP! shut up right now! no one asked you now get off my computer! jerkface...)
I don't have to out run the bear, i just have to outrun you.
We live in an age where the pizza gets to your house before the police do.
GOT ACNE? Just ask your girlfriend what to do-oh wait, no, you don't HAVE a girlfriend.
Me and you is friends. You smile i smile...you hurt i hurt...you cry i cry...you jump off a bridge-well, i'm ganna miss your emails. (XD)
GONE INSANE: be back soon
There's no stupid questions. Just stupid people. So please, say what was on your mind. (my teacher XD)
Well behaved women barely make history.
Smile and the world will smile with you. Laugh and they'll think your on drugs. (Dang...)
Don't follow in my footsteps I run into walls.
Love is giving someone the power to destroy you. But trusting them enough not to do so.
Trust takes years to gain but only seconds to shatter.
Don't cry for someone who won't cry for you.
Reality is a nice place, but I wouldn't want to live there.
People always say I have a heart of steel, But they are all wrong because the truth of the matter is I don't have a heart at all.
If all the world's a stage, where is the audience sitting?
No guy/girl is worth your tears. When you find one that is, he/she won't make you cry
Occifer, I swear to drunk I'm not God!I ran up the door, and closed the stairs, said my pyjamas and put on my prayers, turned off the bed and jumped in the light, all because you kissed me goodnight. (aawww ^_^)
Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
If the opposite of Pro is Con, what is the opposite of Congress?
It’s a control freak thing. I wouldn’t let you understand.
Some days I wake up grumpy. Other times I let him sleep.
Friends are there to hear the song in my heart and clue me into it when my memory fails.
A university professor set an examination question in which he asked the difference between ignorance and apathy. The professor had to give an A+ to a student who answered: 'I don't know and I don't care.'
True friends stab you in the front. (*cough*no comment*cough*)
When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back
Having the love of your life say, "we can still be friends", is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it
Every fight is a food fight when you’re a cannibal.
(oh goodness to many quotes. I love quotes too much.... XD it's an obsession of mine. IF YOU HAVE A FAVORITE QUOTE BY WHOEVER TELL ME AND I'LL ADD IT IF IT DOESN'T CURSE. :D and...well...isn't too wrong. ><)
